{"product_id":"funny-idiot-office-mouse-pad-retro-vintage-lsp-style-9x8","title":"Funny IDIOT Office Mouse Pad — Retro Vintage LSP Style 9\"x8\"","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e9\" × 8\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            9.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            8.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Depth, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            0.06 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A colorful, cheeky desk companion that brings personality to long work sessions and late-night creative sprints. This rectangular mouse pad features a vivid full-front print of retro comic-style panels—each one a playful nod to brain fog, procrastination, and the little mental jokes we tell ourselves when deadlines loom. The smooth cloth surface lets your mouse glide with ease while the thin, grippy rubber base keeps everything steady on your desk. Lightly cushioned yet slim, it slips into laptop bags or fits neatly on crowded workstations. Keep it by your keyboard to spark a grin between tasks, or give it to a colleague who appreciates humor with a vintage flair.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth cloth surface for effortless mouse gliding and easy cleaning\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant full-front print with bright, long-lasting colors\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip rubber base holds the pad firmly on the desk\u003cbr\u003e- Slim, durable high-density foam construction (1\/16\" thick)\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided rectangular design for consistent performance\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9\" × 8\" \/ Rectangle","offer_id":45519286009925,"sku":"14715943466255473022","price":10.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0747\/7575\/6869\/files\/9774670647829271533_2048.jpg?v=1786295322","url":"https:\/\/lspusco.com\/products\/funny-idiot-office-mouse-pad-retro-vintage-lsp-style-9x8","provider":"LSP US CO.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}